And on a lighter note … The Mexican Maid

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about it.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increase.”

“The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated:

“Oh he did did he???”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

“And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora…….The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”

 
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6 thoughts on “And on a lighter note … The Mexican Maid

  1. Very good, silence is golden. i saw a picture like your Avatar but it was what the English flashed at the French Archers, because of what they did to the French if they captured them.

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