For all the gym bunnies in Blogland

In praise of exercise …

It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I don’t jog; it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

I used to watch golf on TV, but my doctor told me that I need more exercise; so now I watch tennis.

If exercise and work pay off in the future, shouldn’t laziness pay off now?

A daily exercise regime never killed anyone, but why chance it?

Isn’t having good health merely the slowest possible way you can die?

The act of banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 80.
She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up on our body.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

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16 thoughts on “For all the gym bunnies in Blogland

  1. Like the Satire. 🙂 I gave up jogging after getting fit, and having a massive heart attack. I haven`t run except when having a check up and that`s on a machine. I walk when ever possible and I think that“s all the exercise a person needs.

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